WHY.....WHY.....

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Q : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and ifit doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
********************************************************************************************************************* Q : What three things are common between the sun and woman'sunderwear?
A : Both are hot, both look better while going down and bothdisappear at night.
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Q : Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A : Because they are tired of using their own
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Q : What's common between men and video?
A : Both go backward... forward... backward.. forward...backward....forward... stop and eject.
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Q : What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A : A teabag
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7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful
andSelf-Organized.

In short she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Q : What is the similarity between men and rats?
A : Both keep searching for new HOLES. *********************************************************************************************************************
Q : What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A : When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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Q : Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquitoenters the girl's skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
A : The boy's hand
.********************************************************************************************************************* Q : Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzanremoved his clothes. All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked"Why"?
A : The animals told him..........."
Your tail is in the front". *********************************************************************************************************************